BrewMystique Coffee
Author's note: The following text is a monologue-like conversation about coffee from one alien friend to another.
"They call it coffee, Xylo. It is a drink made from different elements found on E-VC12A. You should try it for yourself, it's amazing! On E-VC12A, the species MH2139-ax has discovered a fragment, whose aqueous form is beyond explanation. They have found a bean whose extract tastes incredible to human taste buds. The MH2139-ax have also mastered the art of extracting and preparing this liquid so well that you can find these coffee workshops on every cornerstone of their clustered establishment. I walked into one of their workshops. I wanted to try, you see. It sounded so pleasing in conversations. This one, that I walked in, was called BrewMystique in English. It is one of the languages MH2139-ax talk in. You'll catch on. This MH2139-ax showed me their website, so I decided to give it a try. Lookie here!
Hey! Hey! Hear me out. I'm not done yet! So I was gripped intensely by the mesmerizing taste and talk about this coffee and I couldn't help but steal a glance at the behind-the-scenes of its manufacturing. So, I took up our trans-metaphysical state to walk inside the backrooms of those workshops and what I noticed was so engrossing. Behind the scenes, I noticed an incredible amount of handiwork for a simple coffee drink. So, at the backend, many underlings are employed. One empties sacks of beans. Another two scoop up said beans, dump them into a huge roaster and churn around the handle till it smells delicious in the air. The fourth one chucks tumblers of beans into a cylindrical churner. The churners are sub-par. They mimic the technology of 13009230834s but they work. They...hey!hey! (snaps fingers) Don't fall asleep. This is important! They take what is now dark roast and deliver it in the front. The front underlings pack it tight into a container and seep hot water through it. Lo and behold (makes a head-blowing gesture), you get the coffee concoction! MH2139-axs seem to like it with a variety of different elements. Some call it sweeteners and additives. How do I explain this? (Walks across a few times) Aha! Yes! (snaps fingers) It zings up the hetavascular buds. In MH2139-ax form, it sweetens the coffee.
What I particularly found heinous was the amount of ordering options. Come down and see for yourself! Jeez! With sweeteners and fatty milks, the permutations are endless. I just wish MH2139-axs were as simple as us and had one perfect drink on hand. Wouldn't it make life simpler? Anyways (sets down the paper cup on the table), try this one and tell me. What do you think about it?
Xylo (Takes a sip from the cup): Ready to take a trip to E-VC12A again, buddy?
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